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Expand Our Vocabulary

out of the mouths of babes...

For years the Washington Post had a columnist who ran a weekly contest for what he called “neologisms:” new words for common experiences.

It was a Friday ritual to read the winning entries—along with Calvin & Hobbes and The Far Side—while enjoying the morning’s coffee.

None of those clever folks in the pages of “Bob Levy’s Washington,” however, could hold a candle to your average three-to-five year old when it comes to coining new words.

I love little kid language mistakes because they shine a light on how the mind works: their mistakes come from following a pattern where English is irregular, or from freely associating things which—once we hear it from their lips—we see are associated.

I was reminded of this yesterday while “eavesdropping” on a facebook conversation between Simcha Fisher and The Anchoress, from whom I am shamelessly stealing these examples of what I mean.

It all started when Simcha’s daughter found a yogurt container too “smuppery.”

That led Elizabeth Scalia to note that kids’ invented words are usually right on.

A chubby has “boppy” cheeks.
An annoying playmate is “just….a babber.”
A walk in the woods is “brambling.”
I am soaking tired.
Some other child wet his pants, but **I** did not pee a wink.”

Aren’t those all excellent—and worthy of Webster’s?

It’s fun, too, when the entire family adopts the toddler’s way of describing things.

You probably have funny examples. Share ‘em!


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My favorites from our family are:

eleventeen (for the number 11)
“a couple more days ago” for a little while ago
lasterday for yesterday

I love how young children get the “general rule” or social convention and then use it in an incorrect way.  When my DD was three we were at my in-laws house for a party.  In attendance were people we did not see very often.  One young teenager who was the younger sister of our babysitter was introducing herself to my DD and said “Hi, I am Mary, Sara’s sister” to which my little one replied “I’m Annie, and I’m my Mommy and Daddy’s honey”.

 

My 3.5 year old says “lasterday” too!

 

one of my guys used to ask for a piece of water from the water fountain, I always thought that was cute.

 

My almost 3 year old asks for a piece of chee since obviously cheese must be plural.

 

My kids think “cheese” is plural, too!  And my brother thought that the Italian lunch meat was called “lami”—as in, “How about some lami for lunch?”

 

Our faves right now from 4 year old is stadders for stairs-a mix of ladder and stairs and I don’t know why but she calls rollercoasters hellicoasters.  It’s funny to me to think that many adults probably feel like they are hell-a-coasters.

 

Our daughter, now 17, used to say “You’re Injewous!” when she got mad at somebody. I guess she meant “in-jealous”...what ever that would mean! It was funny and we say it to this day, jokingly of course. Our son, now 21, got out of my parents pool one day when he was about 4 and said, “I’m cold like a chicken.” I guess he meant he had goosebumps. We often refer to that little phrase when the cold winds blow. Cute things have staying power!

 

My favorite comes from my younger sister when she was little: “my tie’s unshoed” (for my shoe’s untied).

 

My 4-year-old rubbed an “eye pebble” out of his eyes when he got up this morning and since he was 2, he always needs a tissue to get the “ladybugs” in his nose. I understand the “eye pebble” but still to this day have no idea where the “ladybugs” came from. I love little kid speak!

 

Last night at Urgent Care my son climbed up on one of the sign posts and announced that it was a supervisor, and that he was “vising”.

 

“Foffee” instead of “Coffee”
“Basgetti” instead of “Spaghetti”

When we got new shoes once when my son was 3, he said he liked the shoes because they gave him better “gription”  which we figured out was his word for traction!
When we were driving to see some friends we drove by a dairy farm with several dozen animals grazing along and my little 4 year old said, “Look at the gallons and gallons of COWS!”

 

My daughter used to say “foffee”, too!!  She also used to call hula hoops “hooba hoops”!!  I think that one is my favorite of all of her invented words. When my brother was little (a long time ago) he called mittens “hand slippers”!  Makes sense to me!

 

My son says foffees for coffee. Once we were having tea instead of coffee and he walked around saying, “Daddy’s foffee’s tea.” It was hilarious.

 

A common one around here is:  “on accident”

I dropped my cup of milk on accident.

Obviously the opposite of on purpose is on accident.

My 3 year old has trouble with L so his sister, Lucy, is Ucy. He also says Otay for Okay and it is so stinkin’  cute he could say it that way forever as far as I am concerned although a 20 year old man saying “otay” may be a bit strange.

 

My sister said “on accident” when she was a little girl too.

 

My three-year-old refers to things that are breakable (like her ceramic piggy bank) as “glass-able.”

 

I remember once telling my oldest daughter when she was little to “Be good, and behave.”  She replied back, “I AM being good, and I AM being have!”

 

My kids used to say “I’m being haved” for “I’m behaving” too!

 

I laughed so hard the first time I told my son to behave and he answered, “But, Mom, I AM Have!”  He didn’t know who Have was, but he was going to be him to the best of his ability.

 

Our babysitter was telling our 7 year old son not to be a “party pooper.” So the next day he says, “someone pooped at my party.” He is our most literal child!

 

Last spring my 2 1/2 year old son had a 24 hour bug and when he threw up he told me that he ‘spilled out of his mouth.’  It was very precious and I just had to pull him into my arms for a big hug because it was cute and he was sick.  Poor kid.  He was better the next morning.

 

My second graders call hand sanitizer, ‘hanitizer.’  Cracks me up every time!

 

I can’t bring myself to correct my 4YO daughter when she says “swandwich”.  I’m with Karen, she can say that forever! :>)  I also love the little irregular bits like “catch-ed” instead of caught.

 

...and our 5 y.o. daughter calls it a “shandwich”.  grin

 

My kids call popsicles on wooden sticks “popSTICKles”.  Makes sense to me.

 

Our oldest son made “each other” a little more specific: “Our chother,” “your chother,” and “their chother.”

 

Oh, too many to even remember! Favorites from my oldest: “belaxing” on the couch, having a “party jammies” at home, walking around with “naked feet”. (And he would correct you if you mentioned his “bare feet”—he did not have bare feet, he had John feet!) I’d have loved him to say “cheppit” (ketchup) forever; happily his little brother says it now though. smile

 

My 2 1/2 year old son calls umbrellas ‘Cinderellas’ and I just can’t bring myself to correct him! smile

 

So much cuteness here - I love this thread!  grin 
My dd used to say “bank-let” for blanket and then extended that pattern to other words too: “tick-lets” to ride on an airplane, “rack-lets” for tennis, and so on.  I never corrected the “bank-let” - it was way too cute when she was asking to be tucked in!
My 2-y-o ds, if he breaks something like a graham cracker into pieces instead of eating it whole, will inform us that he is “taking a break from crackers.”

 

One nephew used to say “scrimps” for shrimps.  when my niece was three, she would talk about her “toesies”.

 

my eldest would say “full of hands” for having full hands

 

Empartment. Messinin.  The list goes on and on.

 

For years our family said “moomi” for movie, in imitation of our now 14yr old. And sometimes I still say “Does anyone see a sparking space?” Just like she did when she was little.  I remember my brother saying he was going to “murdicre” me (murder and massacre together). He was 4. (Now he’s a priest.)

 

I have a son that would ask me to “take a haircut” instead of a short cut.  He also still says “extra case” for jus in case.  He’s 7.5 and a lot of his “baby words” are leaving but I sure am a bit sad when they do. 

The best though is my brother - 23 yrs my junior - when he was a small boy he used to call a helicopter and “octalooloo.”  My cousins won a Taboo game once because the word that came up was “helicopter” and one of them said “octalooloo” and everyone screamed “helicopter” because they knew remembered it from my brother. Love it!

 

Once we were heading out the door to go swimming, when my little brother came out of his room saying he couldn’t find his “logs.”  We spent the next few minutes trying to guess what he meant by “logs” (swimmies?  noodles?)  Finally he said in exasperation, “Those things you wear on your legs to go swimming.” 

“Do you mean trunks?”

“Yeah!”  Logs, trunks, same thing, right?

 

My 3.5 yr old daughter called Larry the cucumber a “cueburger” and all stars are “twinkle little stars”. When she falls down she will tell you that she hurt her “bobum”. Milk is “muk” and waffles are “waffaloes”. Haha, love that one. I don’t even know where she got this one from, but her aunt bought her a very nice pair of Keen waterproof shoes that she calls her “patcherskatch” shoes. Maybe she thinks they look like Sketchers shoes?

 

My youngest daughter used to say “chot-lick” for chocolate. I swear sometimes we still say that, and she is now 15!!  Also, a neighbor boy, around 3 or 4, used to try and say “disappear”...but it came out as “pissed-a-dear” !!!  LOL

 

lol, my 2-y-o ds reverses some words too.  Hence, when the next-door dogs were barking one day, ds yelled “Quiet, Gods!”  One dog’s name is Snickers and that gets switched around to “Nick-ser.”

 

These are all so cute, and bring back so many wonderful huggable memories!  There so many I can’t list all, one favorite of mine, my youngest daughter would tell me her clothes were inside-outside for inside out.

 

My little girl who shockingly just turned 20 yesterday (where did the time go?) was the best inventor of words, especially around age 3.  My favorite was “butterfly slam,” better known as the flyswatter.

 

“booty and the beef” for “beauty and the beast”, and “come keep me comfortable” (instead of company) are my favorites from when my dd was little.

 

“Meat-hotter” for grill, “Sucker-upper” for vacuum, “Pumper-upper” for balloon pump.  Also “nose no work” for a stuffed up nose.

 

I love all of these! One of my favorites was when my then 5 yr. old accused the 2 yr. old of lying. Her response? “I not a lion, I a people!”

 

Thank you dear ladies for the many laughs your blog today has brought me.
God bless you all and all your “childen ” too not forgetting your spouses!

 

The hospital was always called the “hopsi-doodle”.  Makes it sound more fun, doesn’t it?

 

My favorite…
Christmas crumbs - the pine needles that fall from the Christmas tree

 

When my oldest son was around 3 or 4 he referred to my father’s mustache as his “nosebrow”. Makes sense to me! smile

 

I can still hear my nephew asking me “Do you have a presnet for me?”  (present) or asking me to put “kepuch” (ketchup) on his sandwich.  Heck, I still use use those words when I am talking to myself!  He is 32—and I am proud to say he just earned his masters degree while working full time and going to school nights after several years of serious illness.  May God bless him and all this year’s graduates!

 

My all time favorite was my oldest’s opinion of soda pop when he was about 2 1/2.  He didn’t like it because it was “too busy”.

 

When something is a bit slippery, but also has a slimy texture it is slickery around here. And each evening on his way to bed my little 4 y/o says “goodnight mommy and daddy I will see you to-morning…instead of tomorrow.


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